We then cut to 2032 where Phoenix is unfrozen and promptly goes on a murderous rampage in a strange future where no one is allowed to swear, eat fatty foods, or have any sort of fun. They’re both put in future jail where they’re cryogenically frozen because that’s cheaper than reforming them, I guess. An interesting character trait given to Phoenix is that his eyes are different colors, which is rendered useless when his eye colors seem to switch back and forth in multiple scenes. While in a massive hostage situation gone awry, Stallone’s character John Spartan, ends up arresting Phoenix, who tells the police that John was in on it and he specifically killed all the hostages. A homicidal maniac who mass murders people for funzies. Wesley Snipes plays Phoenix, the bastard child of The Joker and Dennis Rodman. No, not San Andreas, but that was an awesome game. Can I put boobs in it? (Maybe) Can I reference Taco Bell multiple times for no reason? (Yes) Can we put the fat guy from 1988’s BeetleJuice in it? The recent high school sophomore would then spend the entire night doing a mixture of Cocaine and Adderall (which is known as an “Andy Dick” in the industry) and coming up with many hard-hitting questions to ask the studio about what he could do with his script. If you know a film with major plot holes that you feel needs to be exposed, tell us! Email with the subject “What The Film” and we’ll try to get your suggestion featured on the site.ĭemolition Man is the movie you get when you ask a fifteen year old boy to read Phillip K Dick, Aldous Huxley, and George Orwell, and then tell them to write an action movie loosely based on those properties.

Written by comedy writer Dane Sager, this column shows no mercy to films that try and pull the proverbial wool over our eyes. What The Film?! is a new weekly column exclusive to Under The Gun Review that brings to light the plot holes Hollywood hoped you’d never notice.

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